The story is ridiculous and the dialogue is ludicrous (these characters exist in a world where when a girl says "Nice bike", the guy says "Nice a**" and she LIKES it). Personally, I knew it was crap the whole time, but still had a blast watching it. And it's every bit as silly as it sounds, which could be either good news or bad news for you, depending on what kind of filmgoer you are. In every sense a B-movie, it most resembles those gleefully exploitive, low-budget movies that Roger Corman and Russ Meyer made decades ago, where biker gangs did battle with their switchblade-toting girlfriends at their side.
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This movie seriously doesn't have a brain in its head. Or at least enjoyable in a surreal, lunatic sort of way. "Torque", on the other hand, is a perfect example of a movie that is TRULY so bad, it's good. And yes, they are totally silly and unrealistic and goofy, but what I like about that is that it's completely intentional (which is what most people don't get, and is so obvious to me).
On the contrary, I think they are pretty smart (especially in the precise way they constantly reference pop culture in clever and heartfelt ways).
Reviewed by Ronin47 7 / 10 C'mon, it's a B-movie! Lighten up! (***)Ī lot of people think that I love the "Charlie's Angels" movies because I think they're "so bad, they're good", when that's actually not true. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." Everyone in this room is now dumber for having (watched) it. I think a somewhat rearranged quote from "Billy Madison", another silly man's movie that I actually enjoy if I'm in the mood for it, is most appropriate at this point: "At no point in your rambling, incoherent (movie) were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. I tried to appreciate the stunts and the occasional humor that did work such as the truck from "Duel" still chasing Dennis Weaver after all these years, but it just can't compensate for a lame plot and dialogue that sounds like it was written by the reincarnation of Ed Wood. If he finds one of these films unwatchable, then it truly is bad, and not just so bad it is good. However, my canary in the coal mine in these situations is my husband. I realize that this is one of those man movies that was never meant to make any sense and whose target demographic is fourteen-year-old boys. Reviewed by AlsExGal 1 / 10 An action-filled dialogue-deficient movie Parental Guide: Adult language, N-word, no sex, no nudity. I have outgrown these types of films, especially when there is nothing about the film to grab me and hold my interest. all to a soundtrack that makes you long for Miami Vice. Plenty of bike scenes with afterburners, cars with 5-6 overdrive gears, vehicles that bump on the highway that don't get damaged, bikes that get laid down and never get scratched.
Monet Mazur plays the eye candy girlfriend. With Ice Cube in the film, the acting is taken down a notch as he pretends he is a Mr. He returns to the states and decides to visit his old haunts and hang out where they can easily find him, as if there is only one biker bar in the world. Cary was on the lam for six months in Asia, hiding out from the law and other bikers who want to kill him. All the biker chicks have hard bodies, a thin waist, and temporary tattoos. Cary Ford (Martin Henderson) is a cliche Hollywood biker without a mark on his face and all his teeth, even though he fights 2 guys in every scene. Nothing like a film to make one feel old and cynical. Reviewed by nogodnomasters 4 / 10 CARPE DIEM
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